Thursday, January 5

to answer some of your questions my dear, darling honeycakes...

lol

Mary Magdelane was Jesus' wife. Yes my sugarpies, i am not joshing, joking, snogging, being rediculous or fibbing. You see, it is all very simple, Mary was Jesus' favorite disciple (duh! she was his wife!) and certain other disciples were jealous of her. especially since it was a man't world and a man's religion and God was created in man's image. So Jesus had a wife, they had a kid (kids?) and Jesus wanted Mary to continue his work after he died. Unfortunately this did not go over well with the other disciples so they told the world that Mary Magdelane was a sinner, a whore, the worst of the worst and that Jesus had taken her in and taught her the right way to live.

And how would it look if Jesus, the son of God had sex??? how ungodly is THAT? what would the world think if the supposed son of God had had sex and had kids??? no, it could not happen, the evidence had to be erased. unfortunately the bloodline of Jesus still survives today.

the Holy Grail = Mary Magdelane = the chalice which holdeth the blood of Jesus

Any questions?

and if you would care to condemn me to Hell... save your breath because there is no Hell.

with the utmost love,

- Rochwen -

40 Comments:

At Thursday, January 05, 2006 8:14:00 PM, Blogger Nature's Daughter said...

oh yes, the song 'Mary Magdelane' is a song. the book of which the Untamed Shrew speaks of is "the Da Vinci Code"

 
At Thursday, January 05, 2006 10:28:00 PM, Blogger Kick-butt soccer star said...

aaahhhhhh...

 
At Friday, January 06, 2006 3:26:00 AM, Blogger Dryad said...

*blink*

 
At Friday, January 06, 2006 1:25:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

freakin a
that's correct, baby

 
At Friday, January 06, 2006 5:21:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

.... now I know where i've heard her name before. it was this discovery channel show about that. And, I never heard of jesus having kids. when the heck did he have kids???

 
At Friday, January 06, 2006 5:23:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

and why did his disciples lie about it?? I mean, COME ON. his disciples were JESUS' DISCIPLES. Granted, they were human, and all humans make mistakes, but how could they just lie about it? Right under His nose???? its like...they're hypocrites... like Judas at the Last Supper.... thats just not right....

 
At Friday, January 06, 2006 8:14:00 PM, Blogger Nature's Daughter said...

ahh... they lied about it AFTER he died.

 
At Friday, January 06, 2006 8:37:00 PM, Blogger Kick-butt soccer star said...

okay.

 
At Friday, January 06, 2006 10:17:00 PM, Blogger Dryad said...

I am not saying anyone is wrong, i'm merely asking this cause i need to ask myself this a lot. How do you KNOW?

 
At Saturday, January 07, 2006 11:24:00 AM, Blogger Nature's Daughter said...

i don't KNOW. but no one KNOWS that she wasn't either, and there is a lot of evidence in the bible, and the dead sea scrolls and all over the place

 
At Saturday, January 07, 2006 2:50:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

well, yah, but how can you be sure???????? You could be wrong, you know...

 
At Saturday, January 07, 2006 9:09:00 PM, Blogger Esperanza Rising said...

why is sex ungodly?

 
At Monday, January 09, 2006 10:55:00 AM, Blogger Dryad said...

All worldy pleasure is, didn't you know? No sweets, no good food, no soft bed, no hunny to go with your bread crust, no roof over your house, no shoes...and of course, no sex. Monk thing. I actually learned that in history... lol

 
At Monday, January 09, 2006 5:50:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

seriously? you learned that in history?????????? wow.... I didn't even know they were allowed to teach that....

 
At Monday, January 09, 2006 5:50:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

well, I still believe in god. so there. besides, without sex, there wouldn't be any kids.

 
At Monday, January 09, 2006 6:26:00 PM, Blogger Kick-butt soccer star said...

well. ahem.

 
At Monday, January 09, 2006 10:14:00 PM, Blogger Dryad said...

ahem, well... Not to be rude, but the church certainly sings a different song than that when it comes to the birth of jesus.

 
At Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:28:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

well yah you have a point, but STILL...

 
At Tuesday, January 10, 2006 6:00:00 PM, Blogger Kick-butt soccer star said...

i think its' good to prove that jesus, a good man, but was still only human.

 
At Tuesday, January 10, 2006 7:30:00 PM, Blogger Dryad said...

What freaks me out is that a man named Jesus, who died a few thousand years ago, is expected to save you from your own wrong doings. Shouldn't you worship a god?

 
At Tuesday, January 10, 2006 10:31:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

He is a God. der. and everybody makes mistakes.


You don't need the answers to all of life's questions.
-Casting Crowns

 
At Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:53:00 PM, Blogger Dryad said...

yeah. But unless i find out, i'm going to sizzle in hell.

 
At Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:53:00 PM, Blogger Dryad said...

yeah. But unless i find out, i'm going to sizzle in hell.

 
At Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:48:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

not.

 
At Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:04:00 PM, Blogger Dryad said...

well, what must one do to get into heaven?

 
At Friday, January 13, 2006 5:00:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

repent your sins and accept jesus as your savior.

 
At Sunday, January 15, 2006 9:05:00 AM, Blogger Dryad said...

why JESUS? He was the 'SON' of God. What about the people before Jesus? They didn't HAVE a jesus to beg. Accept. whatever. Did they all go to hell because there wasn't a jesus? Or to the realm of nothing? I really am not trying to be rude, but i really don't think it's jesus who is the ONE. I think he was an amazing man who had an extremely large spiritual life and was trying to share it with people and instead of understanding, they worshipped him... If someone today said "i'm the son of jesus" we would think it was BS. Or we'd start worshipping that guy as well. I'm sorry, i don't think this is right.

 
At Sunday, January 15, 2006 12:08:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

well. I do have some doubts (like you do) about the ppls before Christ, but I still believe in God wholly...so yah. like I said,
you don't need the answers to all of life's questions.Just do what your heart (or head, or brain) tells you. If you decide to renounce jesus, thats up to you.

 
At Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:53:00 PM, Blogger Dryad said...

I've nothing against jesus, but i am not going to devote my life to a dead guy.

 
At Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:31:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

...he's not dead.

 
At Monday, January 16, 2006 9:30:00 AM, Blogger Dryad said...

Then where is God now? Why is he not working miracles now? All that is left of him is the memory and the words of man. If there is one thing i can easily fear and never trust, it's mankind.

 
At Monday, January 16, 2006 3:19:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

I don't know where he is. some say that he's in every living thing on earth. he is watching over us. and about te miracles, they aren't huge, newspaper dominating papers; they're the small miracles in life that we so often overlook.


did that make any sense?

 
At Monday, January 16, 2006 3:19:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

instead of "papers" put miracles.


I'm whacked out today.

 
At Monday, January 16, 2006 6:37:00 PM, Blogger Kick-butt soccer star said...

i don't beleive in god. jesus IS dead.

 
At Tuesday, January 17, 2006 10:26:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

no he isn't.


and in every religion, theory, etc. there is a god.


does that tell you something or what?

 
At Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:27:00 AM, Blogger Dryad said...

It does... But not every god is a man. Some Gods are beings, spirits, or even invisible forces.

 
At Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:32:00 PM, Blogger Kick-butt soccer star said...

some gods are the second voice playing in your head as you silently curse people to burn in hell or go eff themselves.

 
At Saturday, January 21, 2006 1:17:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

but there are still gods.

 
At Saturday, January 21, 2006 1:17:00 PM, Blogger Ruthie said...

no matter where you look. I think thats proof enough.

 
At Saturday, January 21, 2006 11:12:00 PM, Blogger Kick-butt soccer star said...

I don't. can you prove it to me in a way i'll beleive it??

i was just being idiotically sarcastic on that comment about gods being voices in your heads swearing at people. THAT is the devil.

 

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