I had my first Aikido test today! and I didn't do anything horrible! we did this awesome technique where you get attacked by someone with a knife. It was really cool... and I actually GOT it. It was AWESOME!

and my lovely [drunken] Aikido friends made me sing a song, IN A RESTAURANT!!! AND MY DAD FREAKING KNEW THAT THEY WOULD MAKE ME AND HE DIDN'T FREAKING WARN ME!!!

my mom made me leave before things started to get interesting (at the restaurant, that is...). Jay and Joe had had a couple beers... and well.... you know. Anyhow, Jay is a Probation Officer (which actually sounds like a really interesting job) and he was just getting ready to tell us about his 'littler stripper' and then my mom says "ok, it's time for us to go" MOM!!!!

Joe: He's easy

Tony: Don't tell anyone

Joe: I didn't mean you were cheap