I. I never, ever wish to be stabbed in the throat with a ballpoint pen.

II. I never, ever wish to have occasion to stab someone else in the throat with a ballpoint pen.

a. I especially never wish to have occasion to stab a hot guy in the throat with a ballpoint pen*.






































*although, in a situation which might cause me to stab a guy in the throat he would probably not be so hot, despite looks which might point to such a thing.

Red Eye is any awesome movie!